When I have to speak Chinese in real life, I get so nervous I sound like a complete idiot.
I was at a local museum and someone asked me where the bathroomis. I told him it was by the exit, to the right. He started to talk to his friend in Mandarin and it seemed like he still wasn't sure where it was. So I tried to tell him in Chinese. But my brain just froze.
So I just said "出口！右边！！！"
hahahaha I want to die (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)